This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
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14 Hours 52 Minutes
Brilliance Audio
October 2012
Audio Book Summary
From David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the 'cure' involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
'Like an episode of AMC's 'The Walking Dead' written by Douglas Adams of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.' …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.' –Washington Post
'Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you.' –SF Signal
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Kelly Potter
One of the best audio books I have ever listened too. Both Content and Narrator are great. I'm glad I listened rather than read as the Narrator's performance really brings the story alive.
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Debra Feller
Crazy fun... I laughed out loud at Dave, John, Amy and Molly\'s exploits! The narration is top notch... it is one of those books that sounds great.... probably better than it reads. I\'m looking for a new David Wong to read.
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Douglas Carlson
This is a laugh out loud funny book, different from anything I have ever read. Thoroughly entertaining. 25 stars!
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Kirstin McGrath
Absolutely crazy! I loved every minute of it. I gasped and cried more than I am proud of, but I also laughed my behind off. Very funny, crude and all sorts of creepy. The narrator also did such a great job with everyone's voices, I found myself looking forward to hearing certain characters come back just because of how well he did them. This is going in my favourites pile!
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Jarrett Jacobs
Off the wall crazy n fun
So it's right up my alley
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Steven Rowe
I loved the narration and the book. It's fun to listen too even if it is so far fetched!
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Scott Shipley
Very fun book to listen too. This is a must read. Thought about getting this book for a long time. Really glad I got it.
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siobhan webster
Loved this book. Never come across it before. The narration was superb and made the story 'pop'. I must for all
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dawn shull
just started the book and hour in and I'm thoroughly reminded of dean koontz' Odd Thomas. I laugh out loud. fun read.
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Melanthius Owens
The narrator really made this 100 times better. I love the story and it's the best narration I've listened to.