100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks
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'I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.' ~ Mark Twain
'I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.' ~ Elayne Boosler
'There's no sauce in the world like hunger.' ~ Miguel de Cervantes
'If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.' ~ Laurence J. Peter
'I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.' ~ George Carlin
'Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?' ~ Barbra Streisand
'A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.' ~ Steven Wright
'Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.' ~ George Carlin
'Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.' ~ George Carlin
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