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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

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Chelsea Handler

4 Hours 24 Minutes

Hachette Book Group USA

March 2014

Audio Book Summary

WHAT . . . A RIOT!

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!


Being unpopular: 'My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy.'

Living with her boyfriend: 'He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up.'

Appreciating her brother: 'He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life.'

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: 'It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed.'

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  • Gary G

    First half of the book was laugh out loud entertaining, but eventually the exaggerated accounts of her family relationships, a vacation and collection of odd gay and black friends becomes a bit tiresome. I was relieved when it was over. It was definitely a plus that Chelsea narrated this, but her style of reading is so rushed that it detracted from the delivery.

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  • Nicola Lee

    I love listening to Chelsea\'s books especially when she narrates them, her stories are always extremely amusing. If you\'re a fan of hers, I would highly recommend this book. If you get offended easily maybe give this one a miss.

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  • Kristina Stevenson

    Hilarious! These stories made me laugh so hard.

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  • Sienree Du

    Loved it! Super funny and everything about Chelsea is awesome

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  • Nelly Navarro-Britt

    I am so happy the book is read by the author ... that made all the difference. I can't imagine it being as funny if read in a traditional book (non audio). This book is hilarious!

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  • patti frey

    She is so funny, I find myself imitating her sick sense of humor. Pj

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  • Cassandra Salinas

    I was not a fan of chelsea before I listened to this book, I can't get enough. I love the way she tells her story along with the raw unsugar coated stories she exposes us to. amazing!

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