They say everyone has their inner demons, but in my case, I really do. Two hundred years ago, my mother summoned my inner monster. Since then, other than making me immortal, my demon has been trying to teach me murder, irresponsible lust, bloodthirsty violence, and the joys of total mayhem.

Meanwhile, I’m trying to instill in him the best of human characteristics: compassion, understanding, moderation - you get the idea.

Having an inner demon has made relationship issues challenging. Just ask my on again, off again hottie, the Beast Lord.

I’m trying really, really hard to be good for my demon’s sake. It’s not my fault I keep accidentally killing people.