File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

Written by: Lemony Snicket

Narrated by: Sarah Vowell, Libba Bray, Terry Gross, Holly Black, Jon Scieszka, Rachel Maddow, Ira Glass, Chris Kluwe, Sophie Blackall, Stephin Merritt, Wesley Stace, Jon Klassen, Sook-Yin Lee