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  • Louise Rennison

    Number one New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison's Georgia Nicolson series is an international phenomenon. In Away Laughing on a Fast Camel, Robbie the Sex God (yummy scrumboes) moves to Kiwi-a-gogo land to snog sheep, leaving Georgia brokenhearted. But then a gorgey new boy enters the picture. Has the new Dream Boat...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Jas said, 'Well, what happened?' And I said, 'Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.' 'So it was like...' 'Yeah... a snogging fest.' 'Sacré bleu!' Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.' 'Oo-er...' 'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping...read more

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    READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's reads her fourth book 'Dancing in my nuddy pants'. 'Yeah... a snogging fest.' 'Sacré bleu!' Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.' 'Oo-er...' 'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.' 'Was he dancing?' 'No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas...' Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT). Enjoy the vair hilarious exploits of Georgia and her pals in this special...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? • It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... • I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... • I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good... • It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose... • I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's sixth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Follow up to the hilarious number one bestselling hardback "...and that's when it fell off in my hand." Read by Louise Rennison. Laugh your socks off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...? Surely not! MS not yet...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. She's bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales - eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesn't expect is feeling like a tiny bat's barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    The sequel to Withering Tights – winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010 – The second book in the hilarious series from the original Queen of Teen. You’ll laugh your tights off . . . Yaroooo! Tallulah’s triumphant Heathcliff in ‘Wuthering Heights’ the comedy musical was enough to secure her place at Dother Hall Performing Arts College for another term. She can’t wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad-boy Cain… Could the bright lights of Broadway be calling? And for who? Find out in the next Misadventures of Tallulah Casey… ...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's tenth book of confessions from crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple... More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Number one bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You'll laugh your knickers off! Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS. MS not yet...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    No one captures the comical absurdity of teenage angst better than #1 New York Times best-selling author Louise Rennison. Self-obsessed yet irresistibly lovable Georgia Nicolson is headed to Hamburger-a-go-go land (America). Masimo-rock 'n' roll singer and Luuurve God of the Universe-is also in the States. Of course, America is rather big, and Georgia doesn't exactly know where to find her man. Georgia plans to track down Masimo, the Italian-American dreamboat, but after a long week in America, she only succeeds in learning importantish things -- like how to ride a bucking bronco. Will Georgia reel in the Italian dreamboat? Or is she destined to live forever all aloney on her...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Let your tights run wild and free in the hilarious conclusion to this laugh-out-loud series. From the original Queen of Comedy! Tallulah Casey is putting all thoughts of wild-boy Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers... oo-er! Not like nice-boy Charlie (who she's totally not thinking about either). The Tree Sisters are chasing those golden slippers of applause at performing arts college but Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything for Tallulah. And with all her mates loved-up, can Tallulah resist the call of her...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010 - The first book in the hilarious series from the original Queen of Teen. You'll laugh your tights off . . . Picture the scene: Dother Hall Performing Arts College ,somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type. On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting... but once her mates turn -p and they start their 'FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?) Six weeks of...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted... ...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she...read more

  • Louise Rennison

    Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions are here! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious...read more